Palm Sunday

Seems like the right time to look in on Porno. The look the other way fast.

I'm spending some time today on the rewrite of the feature, The Adventures of Porno the Clown, which I hadn't looked at since November of 2008 when I sent the full draft to Jay and our then-producer Anthony who has greeted me with radio silence since February of 2009. So it's been over a year and I'd say that constitues not being the producer anymore, having let Telefilm application plans fall by the wayside without so much as a phone call, e-mail, or tweet my way.

I already know a few things will change in this draft, and a few items will be restored from the earlier versions, but I think PTC can be a likable enough character to sustain a 90 minute film. What he can't do is open on 2,000 screens in a sanitized version. I mean, the very title is a litnus test for whether people should see the film let alone work on it. We can't tell Telefilm it's called Pedro the Clown and then change it to Porno at the eleventh hour without forfeiting tax credits. Basically, it should be a movie that knows a circle (jerk) of people are going to seek it out or be delighted to find the DVD box in a store - and it likely won't be a store that can't bare the sight of the word Porno on a shelf, even if it decribes what the movie intends to satirize.

Happy Palm Sunday.

Well Come

This is the well come blog of Porno the Clown, letting you know it is all about comedy and humor, satire and goofiness, only poking fun. There won't be any nudity in this blog, and not even swear words. But it may be suggestive, in the spirit of the short video that is also called Porno the Clown. It's not for everybody, but if the title makes you smile then keep reading. If it made you tisk-tisk and hyperventilate, please go back to your nice wholesome soap operas while us mature audiences talk. You can read along with me in your picture book. You will know it is time to turn the page, if it isn't too sticky, when you hear a BOING like this.

Basically, this blog is just a way to say what's going on, what new shorts I'll be in other than my own yellow ones, and who might be out of hers. Maybe a word or two about the feature when that gets under way. There is a long feature screenplay for it, which only needs a few more meetings and money and more rewrites and it'll be ready to shoot. Keep your pants on. Coming soon - when they are allowed - will be the following video quickies featuring Porno the Clown and all his friends:

Porno the Clown Drives Home
Laid Runner
The Bad Babysitter
The Change Room Trespasser
Honk if You Love Honkers
Bring Your Own Soap
Triple-X Miss Carol
Citizen Clown
Kiss and Ride
The F***-it List
Cuntroll
Never Say Shrink Again
Sissy Pee-Pee Burning
People Who Seed People
Orgy Etiquette
Porno Meets The Super Sex Freak Sideshow





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